Friday, April 28, 2006

For The Worst

Let us just forget about the film of the year in Grammy Award, or the best director Ang Lee, who won with his Brokeback Mountain movie. Cause like what Jackie Chan had said, these kind of awards aren't fair. But, for me, there is a kind of award which is very fair, and only one movie will be nominated for the award. and The worst movie of the year goes to...... Senario XX!!!!!!!!
I tell u, by just looking at its preview on tv, I know its gonna be very stupid and lame. I am very ashame as this movie is made by Malaysian. It reflect the immaturity of Malaysia film industry. In my opinion, if this movie ever shown in international cinema, they will start throwing rotten eggs on to the screen, and shouted loudly:" %&%&%%ing movie, I had never seen such horrible movie in my life!!!! Give me back my money!!!!" Dont say bout them, I, as a Malaysia citizen will also think that that way!!!Dammm childish movie!!! Why cant they make something more interesting and mature, plots and action that even John Woo or the director of The Matriks cant overwhelm? I know, Senario XX is a comedy movie, but it is a failure to me. Compare to this movie, I rather watch cartoons such as Doraemon or Dragon Ball. And the worse thing is when I asked some of them who watched this movie, they said : " very funny and interesting!" Wat the... This really proof how "mature" is Malaysian. My gosh!! Malaysia start making movies since the 1950's, far earlier than Japan, Korea and maybe Indonesia. But now, those countries produced successful films and even well reconised internationally, and because of it, Korea's tourism industry boosts rapidly, unlike Malaysia, most of Malaysian made movies are as worse as a dust, although some movies are worth watching, but still cant compete with movies such as Mission Impossible or my favourite movie V for Vendetta. So Malaysia, if u still cant produce great and incredible movies, dun waste money on it.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

$&%^&%& Taxi Driver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$%*^*%*&ing Taxi Driver.!!!!!! I was very mad yesterday!!!! My best friend didnt come on Monday, so, I have to come back myself. It was a long boring n lonely journey, as I usually come back together with her and at least I have companion to talk to throughout the journey. N when we reach Cempaka LRT Station , her father will fetch me back me home. But this time without her, I have to take Taxi back, which is damm expensive.
Ok, this is what happened. I took a taxi back with an Indian taxi driver drove the taxi back. At first everything was fine, but when the taxi almost reach a T junction, I told him to turn right. So he turned, but he didnt apply the brake n turned. At the same time, a van at the opposite direction was turning out from the junction from the housing area to the main road. The taxi almost bang the van, n I asked him to turn right again , but instead, he turn left n ask me to get down. n he said: " Mengapa tak suruh saya pusing kanan tadi awal awal? turun sekarang!!!" I insist to get down, cause it still quite a distance from my house." Finally he took a u-turn n drived dangerously to my house. Then comes to another junction. Usually if I didnt tell the taxi driver to turn, they should understood tat they should go straight. But this $&^&%ing taxi driver said: " Dah sampai junction bagitau la mana nak pegi, apasal diam diam? " I countered back, with a nice tune: " Kalau saya diam, maksudnya pegi terus je la. " Soon he stopped outside my house, n still he complained: " Kau ni sangat kurang ajar, ibu bapa tak ajar kau ke?" Wei, this is too much man!!!!! I didnt do anything wrong, why is it I was scolded by tat stupid asshole Taxi Driver?? Tats it!! I have enough!! My good patience turn into mortally hot anger!!! I almost wanna smack my cash on his face when i paid the taxi fair, but finally I just give it to him properly. As u knoe, this may lead to quarrell among us, which I dun like n tried to avoid. But I must do something to take revenge on him. Therefore, when I get down the taxi, I smacked the taxi door harshly n brutallly. He horned me, but I dun care......... n off he went.......... Guess everyone knoe tat who is wrong right? I wanna complain bout his rudeness, n I wanna him to paid for wat he done.....His car number is HWB1486. If anyone knoes how to complain, please help me or teach me to complain to the right organisation . I wanna to teach him a lesson. thanks.......................If i ever met him again, i will smack his face.....Bloddy shit stupid lame asshole Taxi Driver, u will pay for wat u have done to me!!!!( sorry for my harshness, cause i am very mad at him)

Sunday, April 16, 2006

To Search for A Golden Key

I look high and low,
Far and near,
left and right,
to search for something
something we call key
which I can lock it to my lock,
and become part of my journey.

Millions of keys,
all surrounding me wherever I go,
wherever I walk,
and wherever I run,
I am finding the right key tat fits in to my lock
the golden key I am looking for
is as small as a cell.
Out of millions, only one I can get

Soon, as I walk through my path,
I finally found one
The key
The golden key
The golden key, small tiny key,
that suite me
that sticks to me
while other keys just repel from me
it came to me
and help me smoothen the rough surface ahead
and open the doors to a better path

And then, I picked up the key,
and try to lock my lock,
But somehow,
the golden key just doesnt seems to fit my lock
and I shall tell u with a grief
I had to throw away the key,
and the journey must go on
to find the suitable key for me
which i call the golden key.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

JPA INTERVIEW

Strictly for those who wants to apply for jpa scholarship....... err nevermind la.........its for everyone to read la...... hehe......... okok, stop talkin nonsense....... now I would like to share with everyone of my experience in the JPA scholarship interview today:

As usual, I gotta wake up like goin to college. This time, I gotta wear damm formal..... with tie somemore....lol. Wear my newly bought Bata black shoes,and off I go to the interview that will determine my future. We picked up Adeline and took her to the Lrt station, n then, my dad took me to Bangi where my interview is located.
I reached there quite early so, I still have time for breakfast. At eight o'clock, the interview started. First we have to sit for a test...... actually its nothin much.... its just wanna test me on personality in objective question form. I have to answer 294 questions in 45 minutes. N i managed to finish it in 30 minutes, so imagine how "hard" is it........ after tat, we checked our name list to check wat time is the interview...... my gosh!! mine was on 3 pm!!! n i have more than six hours to hang around!!!! It will be a long day..... Wat to do, my sire name is Tan, which start with "T"...... those feller like my schoolmate, Andrew Aw whom i met here, gotta chance to end early..... lol, how i wish my sire name started with A.........anyway, this is the time i make new friends......wow. the chinese mostly get straight a1..... i guess i am the worst among the chinese.......so chat here chat there....... chit chat everywhere....... n finally its my turn...... meanwhile, I did met up some interviewees that are from HELP, and one of them was same group with me for interview. The topic was unemployment among graduades. We were given five minutes to draft out the points. After that, everyone started pointed out their opinion. This is where the interviewers will judge u wheather u deserve a scholarship or not. We have to speak in English n BM (of course not rojak language), and everyone must participate in the discusion. So do I. I did came out a lot of opinion, but for me the best one is " Graduades have very hard time to find job because they are very choosy to find job. They expect high paid job since they graduaded from good universities. But they cant find, and in the end, because they are choosy, they end up selling porridge in market!!!" which make the whole group laugh..... I hope the joke can give me an extra credit to get the scholarship..... hehe...... anyway, overall, the interview was very fun than i have expected. By the time I finish, it was already 5 pm. My dad picked me up, n finally, I went home tirely with nice memeories left behind.

Finally...... this is my advice to those who will face interview these few days: Dont be nervous, just treat it as u are talkin to ur frens when u are facing the interviewers. Dont worry, they wont eat u up, n they were very nice person.